let’s get this straight
it is not romantic to persistently pursue someone after they have refused you
you know when youre having sex, or giving head, and they whisper fuuuck
yeah thats probably one of the greatest moments in life
I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker
Yeah, these are, uh, some nice leaves here, uh, very nice, don’t mind if I just—WAHAHAHAHA.
Best. Thing. Ever.